Toga was spotted in Washington DC as he had left a facility where he had just come out of a meeting with the powers of be concerning the animal cloning project that the government has established. Toga was in a rage when he found out that the U.S government approved the eating/consumption of cloned animals. He said my life is in jeopardy now since carnivores all around can now eat pretty much any animal on the street. I can’t believe is country is moving in this direction, the next thing you know they will be cloning passed historical figures and it will then be and all out chaos. These are the surveillance photos that were acquired in Herndon, VA:
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
The Emperor Penguin Strikes Back
Our little feathered friend has been keeping quite a few secrets as of late. One of our Portland operatives recently discovered some suspicious activities in the heart of Maine. It seems as if Toga has some kind of secret facility deep in no man's land.
At first glance, his facility would seem like an empty shack in the woods, but when one looks closely at the details, they would see that it is powered, with a state of the art security system. Our operative had to maintain a safe distance from the penguin as not to trigger the perimeter alarms hidden in the snow. Unfortunately he was unable to tell what was going on in the shack, or even how many levels were hidden underground. We do know that Toga spent several hours in there and seemed to come out with nothing but a smile.
We assumed our operative had remained concealed, but we were obviously wrong as he later succumbed to a fatal case of mudbutt. This is a signature Toga move, once again flaunting his capabilities and wiping it in our faces. We may never know what Toga was doing or where that facility is located, as our operative died before being able to transmit the coordinates, but we were able to retrieve the agents pictures:
At first glance, his facility would seem like an empty shack in the woods, but when one looks closely at the details, they would see that it is powered, with a state of the art security system. Our operative had to maintain a safe distance from the penguin as not to trigger the perimeter alarms hidden in the snow. Unfortunately he was unable to tell what was going on in the shack, or even how many levels were hidden underground. We do know that Toga spent several hours in there and seemed to come out with nothing but a smile.
We assumed our operative had remained concealed, but we were obviously wrong as he later succumbed to a fatal case of mudbutt. This is a signature Toga move, once again flaunting his capabilities and wiping it in our faces. We may never know what Toga was doing or where that facility is located, as our operative died before being able to transmit the coordinates, but we were able to retrieve the agents pictures:
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Off the Grid
It has taken us a while, but we have finally been able to find the hospital in Olympia, Washington where Toga had that "foreign object" removed. There, we were able to confirm that the "mysterious object" that was removed was the GPS tracking device we had previously placed under Toga's shoulder blade.
It took us so long to confirm because on the night of Toga's disappearance, there were suddenly scores of duplicate signals that we started getting from all over the country. This impeded our ability to reliably track Toga because the signals frequently converged and spread apart, thwarting any attempts to follow one single path. With the removal of this tracker, Toga is now off of our grid.
Our efforts to keep track of the bird have been further curtailed, as Cary Police have effectively shut down our North Carolina operations by seizing our penguin information database, "as evidence in an ongoing investigation." We finally know how Toga's payoff has paid off. One warrant and 20 years of information on our servers is gone indefinitely. Thankfully we have a map at the bottom of this blog of where we have confirmed Toga sitings.
Right now, we aren't sure where Toga is going to show up, but we do know that he is planning something big. One of our field operatives saw an article in yesterday's Orlando Times that show Toga's propaganda machine in full effect. We agree with the profiler that the picture is definitely Toga's handiwork, we just don't know what to make of it yet. We are doing our best to uncover the full contents of what was in that box.
It took us so long to confirm because on the night of Toga's disappearance, there were suddenly scores of duplicate signals that we started getting from all over the country. This impeded our ability to reliably track Toga because the signals frequently converged and spread apart, thwarting any attempts to follow one single path. With the removal of this tracker, Toga is now off of our grid.
Our efforts to keep track of the bird have been further curtailed, as Cary Police have effectively shut down our North Carolina operations by seizing our penguin information database, "as evidence in an ongoing investigation." We finally know how Toga's payoff has paid off. One warrant and 20 years of information on our servers is gone indefinitely. Thankfully we have a map at the bottom of this blog of where we have confirmed Toga sitings.
Right now, we aren't sure where Toga is going to show up, but we do know that he is planning something big. One of our field operatives saw an article in yesterday's Orlando Times that show Toga's propaganda machine in full effect. We agree with the profiler that the picture is definitely Toga's handiwork, we just don't know what to make of it yet. We are doing our best to uncover the full contents of what was in that box.
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