Our little feathered friend has been keeping quite a few secrets as of late. One of our Portland operatives recently discovered some suspicious activities in the heart of Maine. It seems as if Toga has some kind of secret facility deep in no man's land.
At first glance, his facility would seem like an empty shack in the woods, but when one looks closely at the details, they would see that it is powered, with a state of the art security system. Our operative had to maintain a safe distance from the penguin as not to trigger the perimeter alarms hidden in the snow. Unfortunately he was unable to tell what was going on in the shack, or even how many levels were hidden underground. We do know that Toga spent several hours in there and seemed to come out with nothing but a smile.
We assumed our operative had remained concealed, but we were obviously wrong as he later succumbed to a fatal case of mudbutt. This is a signature Toga move, once again flaunting his capabilities and wiping it in our faces. We may never know what Toga was doing or where that facility is located, as our operative died before being able to transmit the coordinates, but we were able to retrieve the agents pictures:
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Pogo is not missing. I had a beer with him just last week. We ate 13, 14 cheese burgers (no pickles). He made me a mancake. He has the cutest butt I ever saw. can't say where we were but we ain't lost!
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