Toga was spotted in Washington DC as he had left a facility where he had just come out of a meeting with the powers of be concerning the animal cloning project that the government has established. Toga was in a rage when he found out that the U.S government approved the eating/consumption of cloned animals. He said my life is in jeopardy now since carnivores all around can now eat pretty much any animal on the street. I can’t believe is country is moving in this direction, the next thing you know they will be cloning passed historical figures and it will then be and all out chaos. These are the surveillance photos that were acquired in Herndon, VA:
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The consumption of cloned animals, what the heck is this country thinking? This is a bad thing in the making, literally. The next thing you will see is the government shoving soylet green in our faces, saying it tastes like chicken and it's good for you. And to top it off, it will be made in China the new democrazy. (This comment does not contain any typing errors).
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